My Dad is Better than Your Dad!!

My dad is better than your dad. There is no doubt about that. He is the best Dad there ever was. You can't say your dad is better because he's not. You can't say anything good about your dad that my dad hasn't done better. Don't believe me? I am going to prove it to you. So there! Ha!

My dad is the most musical person there ever was. He can pick up any instrument and in 0.5 seconds, he knows how to play Beethoven's 2nd symphony on it. My dad can conduct a band he hasn't met to a song he hasn't played, while playing the same song by himself, WITHOUT A REHEARSAL! My father is that talented! Besides that he can teach you how to play piano over the phone! He can teach you how to play the flute using the tuba, and you would totally understand. Ha Ha!

My Dad is also the best father. He can help us with homework and make dinner at the same time. He can teach two kids two different spelling lists until they know the words perfectly in 30 seconds. He has taught all four of us to ride bikes!! At Christmas he decides stuff for stocking stuffers and always picks every gift flawlessly. It is as if he crawls into our brain and reads our mental Christmas lists. Which reminds me, he's psychic. Your dad's not psychic.

He is also a great person altogether. He has his own hair style. His hair is past his shoulders and he has a goatee. He is smart. In fact, he is so wise, he was one of the three wise men!! Which means he saw Jesus in person. Did your dad see Jesus in person? I didn't think so. And he is the one who gave him the gold, because he is so rich. Ha! He is also great at computers. He is so good, they call him ijeff at work. He fixed the presidents computer once!! He turned the whole office into Macs. In fact, he invented Macs. So there, Ha ha ha!

Beat that! No wait, you can't, Because your dads not as good as my dad! And that is only the beginning what I wrote up there. I could go on for miles. For years. For lightyears, because my dad is better then your dad! Hee, hee!!